Cold start

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 10/06/2017 at 08:25 • Filed to: None

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The best part of waking up, is THE CACOPHONOUS SYMPHONY OF FIVE LITERS OF AMERICAN FURY, PIERCING THE CHILL MORNING AIR LIKE THE SCREAMS OF A FREE EAGLE. IT IS BUT A SMALL CONSOLATION TO THE MEANDERING MUNDANITY OF DAILY LIFE BUT LO, IT IS A GLORIOUS ONE.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake 10/06/2017 at 08:35

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idk man I really like coffee

Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/06/2017 at 08:38

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who needs coffee when your car sounds like that

Jayhawk Jake > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/06/2017 at 08:39

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I don’t drink coffee that often, usually only when I go out to breakfast, but my girlfriend works at Starbucks now and gets a free pound of coffee every week so I’m probably going to drink like a lot of coffee now.

Nibby > Jayhawk Jake 10/06/2017 at 08:48

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LongbowMkII > Jayhawk Jake 10/06/2017 at 09:13

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better than some pansy-ass 2.3l amirite

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Jayhawk Jake 10/06/2017 at 09:15

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This is some very good “good morning, OPPO”.

Mine is four litres of German fury, also like an eagle, just not a bald one.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/06/2017 at 09:15

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Word.

Jayhawk Jake > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/06/2017 at 09:21

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I wanted to give it a rev, but since I live in a duplex and it was about 6 AM....I figured I’d be a decent neighbor.

Jayhawk Jake > LongbowMkII 10/06/2017 at 09:21

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Yup

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Jayhawk Jake 10/06/2017 at 09:29

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I’m sure you’re already “the asshole” in some of their minds... My friends in my old neighborhood used to time their mornings based on when I rolled out at 7:00.

Oh crap, Dave’s leaving. Get moving kids!

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/06/2017 at 09:39

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When I was down to driving just my truck, my neighbors across the street did the same thing. A 5.9L alarm clock.

Sweet Trav > Jayhawk Jake 10/06/2017 at 10:24

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It’s always good to wake up to 8 cylinders... even if it is brand F.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 10/06/2017 at 22:39

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that’s the most hipster thing I’ve seen all day

C62030 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/06/2017 at 22:40

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It could be worse. He could be browsing Pinterest.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/06/2017 at 23:18

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It’s a ruse. This is where I’m posting from most of the time: